God of the Day

Star sprangled banner - Fuzy style:

O' say can't you see, what a fool you're to be? When voting for "prez" you have only two choices.
And the first one has fee, from a huge company, though the second one too has his campaign cash covered,
By the big company's, who will later agree, to the new spiffy laws, that will make them at ease.
So thank yo-o-ur de-mo-cra-sy for be-ing so easy bought,
Off of the land of the free, what a huge parody!

05-11-23 Todays choice of god is: Manabohzo (The hare, native american god). He will follow me thru this day. :)

05-11-24 Todays choice of god is: ISHTAR: Sky Goddess of Sex, Love and Fertility. She's a fiesty no-nonsense Goddess - and also the Evening Star with eight points. All of them good.

05-11-25 Todays choice of god is: BRIGIT: Fiery Irish Goddess in charge of Poetry, Healing, Smithcraft and Martial Arts. Very popular. She's the daughter of DAGDA, she was nicked by the Christians and turned into a saint.

05-11-27 Todays choice of god is: ELEGUA: Trickster God of Crossroads, Beginnings and Opportunity. 
He's the Guardian of the Crossroads of Life. Whenever there are decisions to be made, he provides opportunities and second chances.


05-11-28 Todays choice of god is: GUAN-YU: A DAOist God of War and Martial Arts. Also well thought of by Buddhists. He started life as a mortal vendor of soya bean curd before embarking on a famous military career as part of the ZHANG-FEI Brotherhood.

05-11-29 Todays choice of god is: COATLICUE: Goddess of Earth and Fire. Has terrible dress sense. Wears a skirt of writhing snakes and a necklace of human hands and hearts. Also has claws and a double snake head.

05-11-30 Todays choice of god is - POSEIDON: God of the Sea. Took charge of the waves while his brothers ZEUS and HADES plumped for the earthy bits. Feared by sailors, he can cause storms and shipwrecks with the aid of his three-pronged trident, but if he's in a good mood he can soothe the sea to sleep.

05-12-01 Todays eminent choice of god is - EROS: God of Love, Desire and Fertility. One of the most popular Gods of all time. Ancient legends tell how EROS was born of CHAOS and helped URANUS (Heaven) and GAIA (Earth) get it together. 

05-12-02 Todays scary choice of god is - ANUBIS: Egyptian God of the Dead and Lord of Mummy Wrappings. He's the famous funeral God with the black dog's head.He's the primordial son of spooky NEPHTHYS and shining RA, and is far too profound to be the son of Cow Goddess HESA as some sources claim.

05-12-03 Todays spiffy choice of god is - HERMES: Messenger of the Gods. He's also the God of Merchants and Commerce, Athletics and Travel, Public Speaking, Shepherds and Thieves. Quite a mixed bag.


05-12-04 Todays kind of wet choice of god is the mesopetamian - APSU: The Primordial God of Sweet Waters and the Heavenly Freshwater Oceans of Wisdom. In the beginning he encircled the Earth and filled it with optimisitic goodness.


05-12-05 It is with reluctance that I declare today's god to be - YAHWEH: A Middle Eastern god of many faces and a hard one to understand. It claims to have created the world in six days. On the seventh it rested and on the eighth day it decided to get real ugly. Because of -

Trouble in EDEN! Having created Mankind in its own image, it soon discovered that this was no guarantee of quality. :) Adam took a snack from the tree of knowledge and thus infected mankind with the infectious free will. This was far more a dangerous plague than ebola. Man started making his own choices. - 

It then decided to kill all mankind but NOAH and his righteous family. He flooded the world only to discover that the men left were just as naughty as before. Bah! Even Noah had a drink and got naked every now and then. This was now a god with a grudge. -

Meanwhile it clung to the few god fearing folks it could find. Most were the descendents of Jacob aka Israel, and been sold into slavery. Moses was unwillingly cast as ringleader and godly go-between. YAHWEH grabbed his attention with a burning bush, divulged his real name YHWH and gave a new set of rules. -

Still they squabbled because they didn't want an invisible god like this who only spoke to one man. It then set forth to build them something to polish and hold sacred. The tabernacle; A sort of portable temple. No one of course, was allowed to peek inside. ;) -

Finally they reached the promised land: Caanan after 40 "years," which flowed with both milk and honey and existing ocupants. They of course had to be killed or driven out. Nice god this one. Well, the rest is in the OT. Go read it. parts of this is from godchecker.com for it to be more funny than I am. 

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05-12-06 I am as reluctant as yesterday to announce todays god, namely Jesus (Joshua). This guy had an interesting start in life and later it became real bad. A blabbermouth is never apreciated by authorities etc. The tale begins with a certain girl named Maria who practised a bit of adultry and 'ICK'! Got knocked up. Bun in the oven. Well, preagnant. -

Mary: "Er, Joe... I'm sorry love but I'm pregnant. Yes I know we haven't done anything, but God came to me while you were at the Carpenters Convention." Joseph: "Are you sure it was God?" Mary: "Sure I am. I recognised his Holy Light. "Okay. But if it happens again, tell him you've got a headache." (RIGHT)! -

Some time later, li'l Joshua (Jesus for some) saw the light of.. Well I'm not sure but it was not the sun. Anyway, here he was! The son of YHWH! Yay! Or so they say. I have my doubts really. Little is known about his early years tho the Apocryphs sez he turned water in to milk and such. His real time began in his thirties or so. -

Jesus began to preach in synagogues etc. His message: the Kingdom of Heaven was near at hand and woe betide anyone who did not repent of their sin. His words were invariably contentious, cutting through religious waffle and striking to the heart of the matter. He was deliberately provocative. -

By offering a sympathetic non-judgmental counselling service, free medical treatment, miraculous entertainment, and a highly popular course in moral philosophy, JESUS managed to upset almost everyone who wasn't poor or needy. When Jews tried to trap him he worded his way out with ease. - 

Jesus is credited with predicting his betrayal, but it must have been pretty obvious that something was in the air. He was not stupid, and his finger was on the pulse of the nation. He knew what was in store for him. But instead of fighting against his fate, he accepted it. -

Without that, christianity wouldn't have lasted long I am sure. But he took his cross and here we are. A myth ready to be told by generations. When dead and berried a few women were assigned to do the funeral duties but hey! The tomb was empty! That trick is worthy of Joe Labero! :) (Of course if it had BEEN there, the whole story would crash and burn).. -

Maybe they went to the wrong tomb or maybe someone snatched the body. Noone knows. But his disciples claim to have seen, talked to and even touched his (dead but yet living) body after a few days. (RIGHT).. In that heat the worms must have been crawling out of his eyeballs within a few days. -

Anyway, he's believed to have been resurrected and here we are with a great myth and all that proves it is hearsay and eeger attempts by some folks to try to prove that the bible is the work of god wich of course is utter nonsense. He told people that the end is near. Never said HOW near? No.

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05-12-06 Todays god of the day is - AMATERASU: Shinto Sun Goddess born from the tear in IZANAGI's eye. She had to take refuge in a cave following a bit of domestic violence. This caused a stoppage of sunlight and she had to be lured outside the barricaded entrance which involved a jewelled necklace and her reflection in a mirror. What Goddess can resist a little flattery? And she does have a sunny personality.

05-12-07 Todays yummy choice of god is - ASTARTE: Rampant Goddess of Fertility and Sexual Pleasure from Phoenicia. She is extremely horny. We're talking cow's horns of course, as ASTARTE is a sexy cow - and ritual prostitution is always on offer. =)

05-12-08 Todays god - AHRIMAN: Zoroastrian Devil, Arch-Enemy of AHURA-MAZDA and Chief Perpetrator of All The Evil In The World. AHRIMAN was born dark and stinking - and seems to have gotten steadily worse. He spawned the demonic world-threatening monster AZHI-DAHAKA and sprinkles wickedness wherever he can. 

05-12-09 Todays god is - ESHU: Very popular Trickster God. Particularly keen on Opportunity, Communication and Instant Messaging. ESHU directs traffic along the Road of Life from his abode at the Crossroads of Fortune. If you're faced with an important choice or powerful opportunity, ESHU offers advice.

05-12-10 Todays god - YEMAYA is slow moving and her skirts billow a lot in wave-like motions. She has a curious aversion to salt � so she will float over the ocean but not in it. She is also a Moon Goddess and the number seven has special significance for her.

05-12-11 Todays god is - MORRIGAN: The Megalithic Mother Goddess and 'The Phantom Queen'. Don't attempt to mix it with The MORRIGAN. You are unwise to mess with her and her accomplices. She was one of the original members of the TUATHA-DE-DANANN (People of Goddess DANU) who chose Ireland as their Headquarters.

05-12-12 Todays god - ABASSI: Nigerian Creator God and Lord of the Sky. ABASSI invented the first humans. The first couple quickly discovered sex, and were doing their own creating = over-population problem so ATAI gave humanity argument and death to keep the numbers under control.

05-12-14 Todays god - INANNA: Goddess of Words, Language, Syntax and Meaning. It's all writing, innit? Having peeked at the Tablets of Destiny (ME), she is an expert at persuasive NAM-SHUBbery. =)

05-12-15 Todays god - ENKI: Creator God. And also the first Sumerian God to discover sex whilst he was in his bath. It was such a new discovery he tried it out with his wife  , and in no time at all he had a daughter. This was also something new. So in time he had sex with her too! Wee! ;)

05-12-16 CHEMOSH: War God and Chief Deity of the Moabites. Little is known of him, but the Moabites never liked the monotheism of their neighbors the Israelites. Much rivalry. So CHEMOSH was naturally an abomination unto YAHWEH. He seems strangely ineffectual for a War God. When did the Moabites last win anything?

05-12-17 Todays god is - ARES: God of War. The son of ZEUS and HERA, he turned out to be a swaggering bully boy. He had the hots for APHRODITE and even after being caught by HEPHAESTUS in full flagrante delecto this did not diminish his adulterous activities. The only thing he enjoyed more was war.

05-12-18 Todays godess is - ERESHKIGAL: Underworld goddess of death, darkness and dust. The consort of NERGAL, and ISHTAR's sister, she is a brooding moody figure who is prone to fits of fury and spasms of tearful temper. Particularly when she doesn't get her own way.

05-12-19 Todays god is - NERGAL: Underworld God. A bit of a bully in bull form, with lots of bellowing, roaring and raping. He asked his dad EA for help. Dad supplied him with seven pairs of demons to accompany him. (He was a bit scared of Ereshkigal you see).. :-)

05-12-20 Todays god - OLORUN: Top Sky King of Yoruba mythology in Nigeria. He's God of Peace, Justice and the Yoruba way. But he's especially good at passing the buck. He decided to delegate the job. So he summoned OBATALA, handed over the Chicken of Creation and told him to get on with it. 

05-12-21 Todays godess - NINSUN: Cow Goddess of Wisdom, and best known as the mother of  . She was very highly-regarded by the Sumerians, being the embodiment of perfect cowness and bovinity. Also has the power of divination and revealing the secrets in dreams. Not bad for a cow girl.

05-12-22 Todays god - SHANGO: God of Thunder, Drums and Dance. His special number is six, and he likes the colors red and white. SHANGO leads a full red-blooded life and likes to party. His special Feast Day is 4th of December and he has a piper employed to play all the latest hits. :)

05-12-23 Todays god - TOR: God of Thunder. Thursday is Tor'sday. Son of ODEN and JORD, he's the famous Scandinavian God with Hammer, the red-bearded lord of thunderstorms. He rides through storm clouds in a chariot pulled by goats and throws his hammer MJ�LNER all over to create lightning.

05-12-24 Todays god - LOKI: (LOKE) God of Hokey Pokey and one of the world's major Trickster Gods. He was the first Anti-Hero, quick-witting his way out of the tight corners and confrontations caused by his misdeeds. But as time wore on he became increasingly nasty. ;)

05-12-25 Todays godess - FREYA: goddess of love, fertility and sexual desire. She's also a feisty warrior and queen of the VALKYRIES. The daughter of NJORD, and the beautiful twin sister of FREYR, she is - to put it in modern vernacular - a bit of a goer. =)

05-12-26 Todays god - BALDUR: ODIN's son BALDUR is the Scandinavian God of Peace. A champion of goodness, innocence and forgiveness, he was loved by everybody. But news has just reached us that he was killed by LOKI. The good news is that, due to extensive mourning, he may be brought back to life.

05-12-27 Todays god - FENRIR: The wolf monster son of Loke who turned nasty and had to be bound with a magic chain. Even then he managed to bite off TYR's hand. This is a nasty one. Had to be restrained but no chain could hold him. A rope made of "certain ingredients" did the trick. Recipe not included. ;)
But of course I HAVE the ingredients too. :) Here they are: A Cats Stealth, A Womans Beard, Roots from a Mountain, Bear Sinews, A Fishs Breath, and a Birds Spittle. <:-] Yumm!

05-12-28 Todays godess - HEL: Goddess of the Inglorious Dead and Queen of HELHEIM, the Norse Underworld. The daughter of LOKI and ANGRBODA, she's an ugly half-dead hag with gangrene legs and a hideous face. Which just shows that sometimes you CAN judge by appearances. ;)

05-12-29 Todays god - ODEN or ODIN as English people tend to spell his name. ODIN is Father of the Gods, King of ASGARD, Ruler of the AESIR and the Lord of War, Death and Knowledge. He rides an eight-legged horse named SLEIPNE(i)R into battle. Ze BOSS! :)

05-12-30 Todays god - POSEIDON: God of the Sea. Took charge of the waves while his brothers ZEUS and HADES plumped for the earthy bits. He can cause storms and shipwrecks, but if he's in a good mood he can soothe the sea to sleep.

05-12-31 Todays godess - APHRODITE: The beautiful Goddess of Love. Whoever wears her magic girdle immediately becomes an object of love. She was so beautiful that ZEUS married her off to the crusty old HEPHAESTUS to prevent all-out war among the randy Gods. (Venus in Rome). Happy New Year!

06-04-24 Todays god: OBATALA: One of the ORISHAS, he's a Creator God who didn't get a chance to create. He was issued with the task OLORUN, who gave him blueprints, a handful of mud, a chain, a five-toed chicken, and instructions. Unfortunately, on his way to perform this task, OBATALA gatecrashed a godparty and got drunk on palm wine. 
Yoruba people of Nigeria and Benin 

06-04-24 Todays god: ANANSI- The Spider Trickster God. As well as being sneaky, tricky, sly and crafty, he's also a Creator God who made the sun and moon and hit upon the novel idea of day and night. Legends and tales abound. he's affectionately known as Aunt Nancy. He's also one of WULBARI's cohorts, apparently.
West Africa region

06-04-24 Todays god: WULBARI- Another Top God pestered by human behavior. Once again an old woman was responsible for the final straw - in this case from a cooking fire sending smoke into his eyes. He was so annoyed, he upped and went, founding an entourage consisting only of animals and ANANSI, the God who was a spider anyway.
West Africa region

06-04-25 Todays god: ADAD - He spends most of his time in his chariot littering the skies with forked lightning. He is also a God of Divination, manipulating entrails and rigging dice to convey future info to the wise. ADAD was also known as HADAD to the Canaanites.
Mesopotamian god

06-04-26 Todays god: ASHERAH:'She Who Walks Upon The Sea', ASHERAH, Mother Goddess, the wife of EL, and the mother of seventy-seven gods. Wooden pillars erected in her honor were so numerous that even YAHWEH himself felt threatened. These so-called 'Asherah Poles' are mentioned several times in the Old Testament.
Mesopotamian god, Mentioned in the Bible in Jeremiah 44:17 - to burn incense unto the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto her, as we have done, we, and our fathers, our kings, and our princes, in the cities of Judah, and in the streets of Jerusalem. Biblical references have been taken to indicate that a goddess Asherah was worshipped in Israel and Judah, as the Queen of Heaven whose worship Jeremiah so vehemently opposed: 
Seest thou not what they do in the cities of Judah and in the streets of Jerusalem? The children gather wood, and the fathers kindle the fire, and the women knead their dough, to make cakes to the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto other gods, that they may provoke me to anger." Jer 7:17-18.

06-04-24 Todays god: NANA - A Sumerian Moon God with underprivileged childhood. He was born in hell, and then given a girly name. Being born in darkness also left him pale and cold. So he is now prone to fits of waxing and waning. Also known as Sin. Hmm. That can't be good.. :)
Mesopotamian god

06-04-24 Todays god: Ninurta - He was a roaring beast with a lions head and human body. He tried to steal some clay tablets of knowledge from Anzu. Look! Tablets! I want them! He killed Anzu and took them back to ENKI. Who locked them away. He never thought of keeping them fo himself? Oh yes. Too late!
Mesopotamian god

06-05-02 Todays god: BOCHICA: Top Creator God of Morals and Laws, Friendly Benefactor of Mankind and all-round Nice Deity. An old man with a beard, a golden staff and amazing creative teaching abilities. -
After creating all the laws needed by a decent civilisation, he handed control over to tribal chiefs. Even then he spent another 2,000 years on Earth as an ascetic, keeping a gentle eye on things before taking a well-earned heavenly retirement.
South American god

06-05-04 Todays god: TYR, Started off as a fearless Germanic God of War, and became Odens's left hand man when the Vikings came along. He's bold and brave, but not too bright. Who else would be brave or foolhardy enough to keep Fenrir, the supernatural monster wolf, as a pet? :)
Whilst Fenrir was being restrained with a chain, he put his hand in the creature�s mouth as a gesture of goodwill. Not a good idea. Now he is very left-handed as that is the only hand he has left. TYR's only legacy now is that Tuesday is named after him. Not much, is it?
Norse diety.

06-05-05 Todays god:(not really) ASK, Ask and Embla were two uprooted trees lying on a seashore. Ask was an ash and Embla was an elm. Along came Oden, Vili and Ve, on an inspection, checking up on the world they'd created. THey made them the first humans. Thats why we have family trees.[END]
Norse diety

06-05-06 Todays godess - MAMITU: Goddess of Oaths, Fate, Prophecy and Foretelling the Future. Residing in the Underworld, she knows the life-cycle, history and fate of every creature in the universe. She can tell your fortune for a price. Just send Me a blank check and I'll make her contact you. ;)

06-05-07 Todays god - ALLAH: Arabic Supreme Being and the Almighty God worshipped by Muslims. By all accounts ALLAH is merciful and just, but total commitment is required as he is considered to be the only true GOD, all others being false and fake. And definitely no pictures, please. ;) -

He has his own Holy Book of rules and regulations known as the Koran, or more correctly the Qur'an, which was dictated to his prophet Muhammed via an angel to the sound of bells around the 7th Century. Muslims believe that ALLAH is also the deity known as Yahweh and/or Jehovah (YHWH). -

06-05-08 Todays god: MITHRA - Zoroastrian God of Light, Truth and Judgment. In his spare time, MITHRA also judges the souls of the dead, along with fellow gods Rashnu and Sraosha. Always a popular God, he was around long before Zoroastrianism came but were happy to endorse this new religion.

06-05-09 Todays god - LUCIFER: Son of the Dawn. He is the 'Bearer of Light' and God of the Evening Star and Morning Star. He denies any connection with satan or any scaly tailed entity with horns. Under the Greeks he was the gleaming God Phospheros.

06-05-10 Todays god - SET: God of Chaos. also handles War, storms and deserts. A nasty piece of work. In fact he's the God of Evil Chaos, and loves nothing more than creating mayhem. If he enters the body of a human he can drive them mad. ;-)

06-05-11 Todays god - YANSAN: Otherwise known as OYA, the Yoruba Creator Goddess. When things are quiet she sneaks off to become YANSAN, a Goddess of Wind.

06-05-12 Todays god - FATES: The three Greek Goddesses of Destiny and Fate. Otherwise known as the Moirae, these timeless old hags weave the threads of destiny that control your life. The original spin doctors. They are: Clotho who spins the Thread of Life, Lachesis and Atropos. 

06-05-13 Todays god - EPONA: Horse goddess of mares, gallops and fertility. As a protector of horses she was held in high esteem by all Gauls, and even the visiting Romans thought it best to offer to her. Neeeigh! :-)

06-05-14 Todays god - RAINBOW-SNAKE: The Great Creator Serpent, in charge of fertility, growth and refreshing rain, with a kangaroo's head, a crocodile's tail and a python's body, all decorated with water lilies and waving tendrils. Australian diety.

06-05-15 Todays gods - WANDJINA: A set of all-powerful and intriguing creation gods. These gods from the Milky Way, so powerful they didn't need speech. They didn't have mouths. Many ancient cave paintings show creatures with large heads, huge black eyes and spacesuit-like garments.
Australian diety

06-05-16 Todays god - BOBBI-BOBBI: Oz snake god, also inventor of the boomerang. He sent delicious tasty bats to Earth for everyone to eat, but no-one could catch them. So he threw down one of his ribs with detailed aerodynamic instructions. Aha! A RIB, ring a bell anyone? Aussie diety of course.

06-05-17 Todays god - BAIAME: A good all-round creator sky god. He believes in controlling things and in the beginning taught humans how things works. His weather forecasting, hunting and fishing classes were very popular to the shamans. The stone fish trap he invented was useful.

06-05-18 Todays god - EINGANA: Snake goddess of primordial Dreamtime, and the mother of humanity and all water animals. Initially she had a lot of trouble giving birth, not having the relevant aperture. This was rectified by another deity, who obliged with a spear in the appropriate place. ;)
Since then, creatures and humanity both great and small have issued forth. But Eingana keeps hold of the mystical umbilical cord, attached to every living thing. if she cuts the cord, the creature dies. If she herself should die, everything would cease to exist. Aussie Diety again. =)

06-05-19 Todays god - UMVELINQANGI: Creator god. Heavily involved in the thunder and earthquake industry. He came down to earth one day and married the swamp goddess Uhlanga. The subsequent formation of primeval reeds resulted in the birth of Unkulunkulu. Heavy duty stuff! =)

06-05-20 Todays god - LUGH: The Shining One, expert in crafts and arts. Manannan-Maclir took him in and raised him until he was old enough to stay with Uncle Gobihniu, the great smith. He grew so strikingly handsome and skilled, he decided to apply for the post of apprentice God. He got it.

06-05-21 Todays god - AMUN-RA: Egyptian blue chip merger of Amun and Ra. These two joined forces in much the same way that multi-national corporations do today. Their slogan; "The Sun in Splendor". :) 

06-05-22 Todays god - THOTH: Well-known god with the head of an Ibis. He's a good all-rounder for arts, science, music, astronomy, speech and letters. 365 days in a year? Thank Thoth. 12 hours of day and 12 hours of night? Thank Thoth. Circles having 360 degrees? Thank Thoth. =) 

06-05-27 Todays god - Greed: Many are those who worship it. Greed is not just, has no compassion. A typical example of a person who worships Greed is strangely enough many companies that thanks to the 14'th amendment and slimey lawyers can be registered as "persons".

06-05-29 Todays god - Manipulation: Many are those who worship this god to do evil. They go about talking behind peoples back and/or manipulates facts to suit their need. Never far from Mammon they are. A gruesom result might be the war against Iraq that was obviously a scam.
The responsible party GW Bush and Tony Blair are now doing all they can to regain trust and popularity admitting faults were made but only those they know of that the community are aware of. Lying manipulating folks like that should not be elected in to power. Take heed!

06-05-30 Todays god - Vanity: All too many people of today uses they're outside to manipulate people. They carve themselves to pieces in order to suit into an unhumane mold of "beauty". Be aware! Many are those that has little wit but good looks. Social skills and loving nature plus wits rules.

06-05-31 Todays god - Ignorance: Very common. When people turns a blind eye at their fellow mans missfortune and only looks after his own house, that is surely a worshipper of Ignorance and probably also of Prejudice who is tomorrows 'god of the day'.

06-06-01 Todays god - Prejudice: The brother of Ignorance. Rarely the two of them goes apart. Prejudice likes to think that he's got it all sorted. A typical remark; "That dude is an XXX so I won't listen to him". Prejudice starts wars. Take heed of this devil!

06-06-02 Todays god - Liar: Also known as satan to some. All people worships this god. There is not a person on this earth that has never lied. Very common and very hard (in cases) to detect. The liar worshippers are so many that they sort of diminish. Beware! The next lie might put you in the grave!

06-06-03 Todays god - Selfishness: The conservatives favourite god. Those who will not share their wealth unless when they feel like it. Those who invest only in their own and jealously guards their profit. This god might be the reason for wars even. WTO worships it, aid in exchange for privatisation.

06-06-04 Todays god - Group: This is a common god. Many are those who chose to follow the group and without question do as it does. Worshippers of this god has generally a low selfesteem, so they rather do as the rest than walk their own way. Dangerous it is. Ex; nazis, faithers, KKK, general sects.

06-06-05 Todays god - $: Similar to Greed except for that $ is worshipped by almost all. People are so in love with $ that they collect it, invest it in funds to be able to get more and more $. Finally getting more $ is the goal. Happyness is forgotten. $ is a powerful ally and a deadly enemy.

06-06-06 Todays god - Racism: Oddly enough a much worshipped god by far too many. Stupid buggers calls to Racism to solve all their skewed world view issues. Racism is the brother of Prejudice and Ignorance. A hideous god to worship. Worshippers of this god are usually not very clever. Beware!

06-06-07 Todays god - Me: The tablets of destiny and fundamental powers of the universe. Anyone who reads the tablets of destiny becomes instantly omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient and omniultrasupereverything. Not bad for a crumbling collection of clay lumps. (There is much more to tell). [END]
Mesopotamian "god".

06-06-08 Todays god - Shamash: All-seeing sun god of the law. Keeps everyone under surveillance and judges accordingly. You can run but you can't hide, and don't even think of telling a fib. He slices truth from lies with a blade. Another Mesopotamian god. [END]

06-06-09 Todays god - Lust: Since we're animals, we ALL do it! There is nothing sinful with it. Nothing. Faithers and right wing nutties tries to control Lust, because of what? No idea. Just protect yourself and go out and have fun! Maybe the radcons prefers less people on this planet? [END]

06-06-10 Todays god - EA: Creator, god of Water and the father of Marduk. He also created Adapa the first human out of wet mud. Earth to earth, dust to dust, eeh? The 'Entity Aquaticus', he's very very wet. In fact he's half fish. But he knows everything and is happy to share. [END]

06-06-11 Todays god - ENLIL: The Akkadian storm god. Doesn't care much for humans and sno(r)ts with fury if he is disturbed. keeps the tablets of destiny (ME), which gives him absolute power over everything and helps curing headaches. Another mesopotamian god with tablets.. [END]

06-06-12 Todays god - KISHAR: The earth mother goddess of the horizon. She is the consort of her brother Anshar and signifies all manner of female submissive horizontal things. Also the mother of Anu, top Mesopotamian god of the sky, lord of heaven and supreme manager of all gods. [END]

06-06-13 Todays god - HUMBABA: The massive monster of the cedar forest. The incredible hulk that was taken on and destroyed by Gilgamesh and Enkidu to earn their status as Superheroes. A sweet piece of work this one. But so dead. :) [END].

06-06-14 Todays god - TAMMUZ: Akkadian god of vegetation and agriculture who regulates the seasons and symbolises death and rebirth in nature. He is the son of EA and dies once every year. Hides in the cool underworld and reappears next spring! A classy act, many cults about him. [END]

06-06-15 Todays god - Anunnaki: Babylonian team of underworld gods. The name means 'They who Came down to earth from the heavens'. Some people claim that Mesopotamian myth is a sign of extraterrestrial intervention and that the Anunnaki were really aliens meddling in human affairs. [END]

06-06-16 Todays god - UTU: god of justice. He uses beams of sunlight when he judges so be good when the sun shines! This is a Sumerian/Mesopotamian diety. [END]

06-06-17 Todays god - ALEYIN: Son of Baal who does springs and water conservation, when he isn't out duffing up Mot in supremacy scuffles. Aleyin has seven attendants and they ride through the clouds on wild boars. Unusual mode of transport for the time and place. Sumerian, Babylonian diety (Mesopotamia). [END]

06-06-18 Todays god - None. But paradise it is! DILMUN: The Sumerian paradise where it is always sumertime. Probably the first example of paradise ever recorded. So, YHWH were not the first to mention paradise (EDEN) after all. It might even have ripped the idea right off of here. [END]

06-06-19 Todays god - KUMARBI: A god who created three new deities. The only memorable one being Teshub who couldnt wait to push daddy out of the way. Kumarbi hired Ullikummi that could only be carried by Upelluri - a Hittite type Atlas when Teshub tried [MORE TO COME]
with his storms and then since that failed he ran into the masonery and got a huge stone-saw which he used to cut off the giants feet, toppling it over. The latter after getting help from EA and Enlil. -(I tried to cut it short. 2 tells it was to be). [END]

06-06-20 Todays god - NINHURSAGA: The wife of Enki. She is also known for creating gods and people from clay. She likes to play - with clay. She once produced Enkidu, another god that will soon enough be displayed here as "god of the day"! :-) [END]

06-06-21 Todays god - AHURA-MAZDA: As The Wise Lord and God above all other Gods, Ahura-Mazda was - and still is - worshipped by Zoroastrians as the creator of the Universe and source of all good things. Is at permanent war with Ahriman, who wants only evil. [MORE]
The last day will be saved by SAOSHYANT. He will show up at the last minute and put everything to rights. The sacred scripture, the Vesta, unfortunately perished in the great fire at the library of Alexandra. A Monotheistic god too. (Does this ring any bells, faithers)? [END]

06-06-22 Todays god - LILITH: According to legend, she was created before Eve, and tempted Adam in the garden of Eden. This was quite a feat as she was a bit scaly and had wings. She saw herself as more than equal to any man, and regarded Adam a wimp. [MORE]
She flew off to become a Hell's Angel and cavort with way-out demons. Christian propaganda artists have depicted the serpent with the face of Lilith. She probably whoops with joy as it enhances her 'Bad Girl' image. She likes; Eisheth Zenumin, Naamam and Mahlaht. [END]

06-06-23 Todays god - AHURANI: A pure water goddess. She looks after rain and brings health and cleansing with her showers. Her name means 'She who belongs to Ahura' - which indicates that she's the consort or daughter of supreme persian god Ahura-Mazda. (Not the Jap. car) =). [END]

06-06-24 Todays god - OUSOOS: Phoenician fire giant. Went in to the clothing business making garments from skins to clothe humans. He did not get on so well with his brother, Hyposouranios who was a builder of cities. [END]

06-06-25 Todays god - LIR: Sea dad of Manannan-Mclir, sea god. Had four kids who got turned into swans for 900 yrs by a wicked stepmother. They didn't get to live in Swan Lake, but somewhere very nasty and only just survived the ordeal, were in very poor shape when returned to human form.

06-06-26 Todays god - BALOR: Demonic one-eyed god of death and evil king of the Fomorians. Hearing a prophecy that he would be killed by his grandson, he took the precaution of locking daughter Etheline in a transparent tower. Cian, however, sneaked in somehow  [MORE]
and knocked her up. Out popped little Lugh and Balor was so furious that he threw him into the sea. However, Lugh survived and eventually killed Balor with a sling. (Ring a bell, anyone)? [END]

06-06-27 Todays god - FINEGAS: At last - after a lot of red herrings I have found out what happened to the salmon of knowledge. It was caught by this gentleman who was a very ancient druid. What bait he used is a piscatorial secret known only to those who go fishing for souls. [END]

06-06-28 Todays god - CUCHULAINN: Known as the hound of Ulster. He original name was Setanta - but he changed it after having destroyed the guard dog of Cullan the Smith. Regretting this action, the hero offered to stand in until a replacement beast could be found. [END, much more there is]
not sure if he actually crouched down on all fours and made barking noises, but he certainly kept the burglars away. From that day forth, he called himself CUCHULAINN - 'The Hound of Cullan'. He thought he didnt need immortality. Morrigan taught him how foolish he was.

06-06-29 Todays god - AINE: Daughter of Manannan-Maclir, the sea god (sod) ;-D. She chose a life of landlocked love. She killed a king who tried to rape her, then branched out into Irish agriculture. She had her own Aine's Hill in county Kerry, where midsummer revels were held, she became a Fairy Queen.[END]

06-06-30 Todays god - DAGDA: Irish broth of a god. Leader of the TUATHA-DE-DANANN, he's the god of life and death, War, banquets and magic. He cornered the Irish fast food market with his huge cauldron full of everlasting food and a boar which never stops roasting. Food for all! Ring a bell, faithers?[END]

06-07-02 Todays god - LEMPO: God of evil and lord of demons. Regarded as the devil himself, Lempo creates misfortune, disease and unspeakable nastiness. He may also be an evil triad, with demons Hiisi and Paha closely associated with him. [END] 

06-07-03 Todays god - AKKA: Finnish earth mother goddess. The consort of UKKO, she is an empowering female deity who provides feminine fertility, strength and sexuality. She is also the one to call upon for earth magic and channelling. Goddess of harvest, she can provide in abundance. She likes rowan trees.

06-07-05 Todays god - ORISHAS: Guardian spirits under the collective patronage of Olorun. At the last count there seem to be at least 1,700 of them. Many appear to be worshipped in their own right. Ah! More than 17K gods just here! These are all African dietys. Have fun praising them one by one! [END]

06-07-06 Todays god - BUMBA, the African creator god of vomit. Troubled by a ballooning bellyache, he staggered, moaned and vomited up the Sun. Light burst forth into the Universe - and he choked out the Moon. The stars came next and then, with a tremendous effort, he threw up the planet Earth. [END]

06-07-07 Todays god - Rabanash, the forgotten god of the mesopotamians. Rabanash once failed to make a man. So he had to redo and redo. Finally he came up with a sample. He said; "Oh well, that's the best I could do with crappy coal and oxygen". [END]

06-07-09 Todays god - WERE: Supreme creator god. He could be somewhere else under the name of Wuona, Wuonji, Wuonkwere or Wuonoru. A good fatherly god, always around to listen to songs, accept sacrifices and answer prayers. He has a thunderbolt hanging on a nail behind the door of heaven. [END]

06-07-11 Todays god - FARO: Creator god who got himself pregnant by rocking the universe. =) The resultant twins boosted the popular process of populating to explosive proportions.. Now retired, visit every 400 years to check if anyone rocked themself.. So far, nopes. :) [END]

06-07-12 Todays god - EVUS: Drug-induced trickster god of irritation if not evil in the Bwiti religion-cult. He's a strangely twisted godlet with a co-joined twin by his side. This twin, named Ekurana, possesses the power of thunder. Most of the time asleep cuz Evus is so evil-minded.. [END]

06-08-05 Todays god - ALLAH: Arabic almighty god worshipped by Muslims. By all accounts Allah is merciful and just, but total commitment is required as he is considered to be the only true god, all others being false and fake. He has 3,000 other names, 1,000 of which are[MORE]
only known to angels. Only the 99 most beautiful ones appear in the Qur'an, another 300 in the Torah, 300 in the psalms of David, 300 in the new testament. Muslims believe that Allah is also the deity known as Yahweh and/or Jehovah. Most Jews and Christians reject this idea,[MORE]
claiming that their own scripture is inviolate. Jesus gets a very good press in the Muslim world, being regarded as a top prophet along with Moses, and of course Muhammed himself. There are lots of theological squabbles where monotheism is concerned. How utterly silly![END]

06-08-06 Todays god - SATAN: The Devil - Mr all-round evil genius and the adversary of god - particularly the Christian variety YHWH. As a punishment for his rebellious pride, he was cast out of heaven. He rules in hell and he aims to overthrow the order by turning humans against god.[END]

06-08-07 Todays god - BELETSERI: Goddess of death notices, obituaries and underworld record-keeping. Married to Amurru, the God of nomads, she's known as 'queen of the desert'. She keeps the records of your earthly activities, and when you die she compiles a dossier for final judgment.[END]

06-08-08 Todays god - SHUTU: God of winds and river breezes. Apparently he's as temperamental as most other wind gods and might blow you off-course if you don't treat him with respect. Adapa was so irritated by Shutu buzzing around his head like a fly that he pulled his wings off. [END]

06-08-09 Todays god - RUGABA: One aloof god who rules by spiritual division. Some gods like opposing political parties, spend a lot of time trying to score points off each other, leaving Rugaba to deal with what he feels is important. In other words, A bit unclear what he's up to next. [END]

06-08-10 Todays god - BARON-SAMEDI: The Great Boss LOA Spirit of the dead, and probably the most infamously famous character in the Voodou pantheon. Unlike most mortal undertakers, he smokes cigars on duty, twirls a cane and goes in for trance dancing. Likes to party, Baron-Saturday! :) [END]

06-08-12 Todays god - OGOUN: He is of course the African Ogun, god of metal of the Yoruba people. New Voodou role: god of fire, war, iron, politics, blacksmiths and furnaces. If he shouts 'My balls are cold!' you must pour some rum on the ground and set fire to it. Wee!(TM) [END] :)

06-08-13 Todays god - TEFNUT: Lion-headed goddess of moisture and wetness. Mostly water, rain, dew, and bodily fluids of an unmentionable nature. She's also fond of spitting. Nowadays she drifts around making dew and keeps everthing fresh. [END]

06-08-14 Todays gods - The Petros are the ones you want to keep well away from. These are Voodou gods that are not always very nice and it is best to err on the side of caution. Not only are they violent and aggressive but they charge heavily for their services. [END]

06-08-15 Todays god - BOTA-ILI: The first woman. She was wild and hairy and lived at the top of a mountain feeding on lizards and snakes. She had an trick of creating fire by striking her bottom on a stone. This enabled her to indulge in the sophistication of grilled or barbecued reptiles.[END]

06-08-16 Todays god - TAN-GUN: Son of heaven and lord of the sandalwood tree. He decided to become King and Founder of the Korean Dynasty after turning bears and tigers into the first men and women. He got things going by having a bear woman bear his first child. [END]

06-08-18 Todays god - WAAQA: Supreme omnipotent monotheistic creator god of the Oromo people. He created the heavens and the earth, and then created the first human. Earth not finished. Man in coffin meanwhile, got so bored that Waaqa created a woman to keep him occupied. [MORE]
This certainly gave him something to do, and the result was thirty children. The man was a bit embarrassed by all this activity and tried to hide some of his kids, but Waaqa in his wisdom turned them into animals instead. is exactly like every other monotheistic deity we know of. He is worshipped 
devoutly and frequently by his followers. his people have often been the target of missionaries and religious fundamentalists claiming: a) that Waaqa is Allah and should be worshipped as such b) that Waaqa is Jehovah and should be worshipped as such c) that Waaqa really is Jehovah, honestly... =) [END]

06-08-24 Todays god - OYA: One of the ORISHAS, she's one busy, busy Yoruba Goddess. She is involved in everything from wind, weather and marketing to undertaking. She has a very colorful personality favouring all the colours of the rainbow plus black and burgundy. She also likes a drop of red wine.[END]

06-08-25 Todays god - AH-PUCH: God of death. He's the ruler of Mitnal or level 9 of the underworld: the deepest and nastiest department of the Mayan hell. He likes to surface at night and skulk around in really scary mode. A putrefying corpse with an owl's head is his favorite outfit.[END + Scary huh]? =)

06-08-26 Todays god - CHAC: Top Mayan god of agriculture, fertility, rain and lightning. He's a reptilian critter with fangs and a rather droopy snout. His hair is a permanently knotted tangle of confusion.. sends rain into the world by weeping from his large benevolent eyes. He's good like that.[END]

06-08-27 Todays god - IXCHEL: Moon goddess of pregnant women. She invented weaving and, being partly waterfall herself, takes charge of downpours. Her hair is made from real snakes. If humans upset her she can get very grumpy, Wearing her crossbones skirt and writhing serpent hair = keep OUT! [END]

06-08-30 Todays god - VOTAN: God of warfare and death. He was very very old with no teeth even when he was first worshipped, which was so long ago it may have been before time began. He's also known as God L. L is for live percussion! Swing it baby! :-D [END]

06-08-31 Todays god - PERKUNAS: This is the big P god. The major all-encompassing top thunder god of all Slavic countries. He is the one in charge. He weilds an axe in a similar way to Thor, and it always returns when he throws it at demons. [END]

06-09-01 Todays fun god - DIEVAS: Lithuanias top creator god. He is the source of all good things, including peace, friendship, flowers and cute little birdies. He also created humans � accidentally � from the little flecks of dirt that fell while washing his face. Thats more like it! By accident! ;) [END]

06-09-06 Todays god - KINICH-AHAU: ITZAMNA in the daytime. He's a sun god known as the sunface fire macaw. He's also known as god G. G is for golden bird. KINICH-AHAU is also one of the PALENQUE-TRIAD gods designated with Roman numerals, in this case iii. He's patron [more]
god of the number four. In this aspect he commands disease and has control over drought. So nice prayers and juicy sacrifices are probably a good idea.[END of SPAM]. =)

06-09-07 Todays god - CAMA-ZOTZ: god of bats. Not as in bat-and-ball, but flappy wings and pointy teeth. Naturalists and godologists believe him to be a leaf-nosed vampire bat. He has his own house of bats in the underworld, and caused no end of trouble for the HERO-TWINS. [Mayan myth, END]

06-09-08 Todays god - XBALANQUE: One of the sporty hero-twins. With his brother Hunaphu he took part in the Underworld cup final and totally thrashed the opposition. With many exciting adventures under his belt he was elevated to moon god. Every day when the sun goes down, [MORE]
he tosses the stars across the dark empty heavens. This is good practice for his throwing arm. Also known as god CH. Easier to spell. =) (Mayan myth).[END]

06-09-12 Todays god - CABRAKAN: God of mountains and earthquakes. The son of hell-god VUCUB-CAQUIX, he's a mountain giant hell-bent on destruction. But the Hero twins HUNAHPU and XBALANQUE stopped his destructive ways by giving him poisoned fowls to eat. Then he was buried alive.[END]
[Mayan Diety]

06-09-14 Todays god - UAYEB: Also known as God N. N stands for Not lucky. One of the Pauahtun, he is the god of five unlucky days. When they are or how often they occur is not clear. Once a year would be tolerable but every week would be a bit over the top. [Mayan Diety and END]

06-09-21 Todays god - PIQUETE-ZINA: A Zapotecian bat god. In fact he's also known as Batman. With his dual dynamic personality, could this have been the true origin of Batman and Robin? It might very well be! It's about as uncertain as the tales of the bible. ;) [END]

06-09-22 Todays god - TLALOC: Fertility god. Not nice. His favourite incense is the fuming stench of burning rubber. His priests killed and ate babies to promote rain, which only appeared if the babies cried before death. Wears a mask with goggling frog eyes and outrageous buck teeth.[END] 

ERIS is the Goddess of Strife and Discord. She stole one of the Golden Apples of Immortality, given to HERA as a wedding present by GAIA, and turned it into the Sour Apple of Discord. What caused the Trojan War? Thanks to ERIS and her apple, it was chaos, confusion [MORE]
and top quality bitching! There's always a bit of bitchiness among the top Greek Goddesses, but ATHENA and HERA were swanning around quite happily until ERIS tossed the Golden Apple among them, bearing the label 'For The Fairest'. hehe! aso aso. :) [END]

DIONYSUS: God of sex, wine and intoxication. But not necessarily in that order. Son of Zeus. A drunken bastard. Likes to dress in female clothes, under tuition he made two exciting discoveries. 1) How to make wine. 2) How to make orgasms... Oh well... [END]

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